I'd like to buy the world a Kimberly
Monday, August 3, 2009
Tagged by Aura and Mico.THE SLOGAN GENERATOR: ADVERTISE YOURSELF.-Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi-Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.1. What do you say to yourself every morning?Sometimes you feel like a Kimberly. Sometimes you don't.2. What do you want other people say about you?The Kimberly that smiles back. [haha. cute.]3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...The Man from Kimberly, he says "Yes". [yes lang ang dami pang sinabi. haha.]4. How would you answer a booty call?Tastes great, less Kimberly. [wth..]5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?The loudest noise comes from the electric Kimberly. [i'm not hot. i'm electric! haha.]6. to someone you dislike?We don't make Kimberly. We make Kimberly better. [???]7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?Your flexible Kimberly. [huh?]8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...Super Kimberly is almost here. [i'm ALMOST here so don't get me grounded.]9. You're failing a subject, you say...Obey your Kimberly. *to prof*10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?Try Kimberly, you'll like it. [hahaha..]11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...Discover the Kimberly Difference. [yes. your life would suck without Kimberly. haha.]12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...Good, honest Kimberly since 1896. [translation: i'm an asshole ever since so don't mess up with me. LOL.]13. What are the best words to describe you?With a name like Kimberly, it has to be good. [woohoo! =D] 14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...An army of Kimberly. [wow. a war flick, probably?]15. Your last words before you die..Kimberly not included. [haha.. of course, i'll be gone by then.]16. Your message to a special someone..Happiness is Kimberly-shaped. [so be with me, BE WITH ME!! hahaha.]17. Title of this post will be...I'd like to buy the world a Kimberly. [cooool.]------------------------------------------There are other cool slogans like...I think, therefore Kimberly. [aura and mico will surely love this one.]Do you, uh, Kimberly? [what does that mean? hmm.]Because I'm worth Kimberly. [damned good thing to say. haha.]Make room for the Kimberly. [the heiress to the royal crown is coming..]Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Kimberly. [innate talents, huh.]The Kimberly for all ages. [what is Kimberly? a movie?]I want my Kimberly. [then come and get it. lol.]I can't believe it's not Kimberly. [yes. it should be Kimberly. only Kimberly.]All you add is Kimberly. [that is, if you want a bit of color in your life. lol.]We all adore a Kimberly. [but of course. how can you not?]Something special in the Kimberly. [everything's special in the Kimberly. =D]The Kimberly goes straight to your head. [and knocks the lights out of you. a hard liquor, huh??]There ain't no party like a Kimberly party. [woohoo. bring it on.]Out of the strong came forth Kimberly. [spartans, what is your profession?!]
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