» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.- Ashleigh Brilliant » It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.- Paul Newman » I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.- Stephen Bishop » History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.- Abba Eban » I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.- Victor Borge» I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.» I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.- Clarence Darrow » If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?- Charles Pierce » You have delighted us long enough.- Jane Austen » He has Van Gogh's ear for music.- Billy Wilder » Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.- Samuel Butler » I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?- Jean Cocteau » A good listener is usually thinking about something else.- Kin Hubbard » Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.- Oscar Levant » Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.- Montaigne » The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.- Ogden Nash » We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi » There are times when I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I'm sober» i thought i had lost my mind.... and then i found you... and realised i always had them, until then...» Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.Don't be so humble, you are not that great.Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut.» I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.» I'd call you a tool, but even THEY serve a purpose.» Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. » Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.» Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.» I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.» Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."-Will Smith» At one point in your life you`ll be asking yourself questions when you already know the answer» Sometimes we put up walls, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down...» you'll never see the light if you're in someone elses shadow
» I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. -Philip Brookes
» The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. -Elbert Hubbard
» Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
» 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
» A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
» Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
» I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.
» A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation.
» If there is one thing I have learned in life, it's this: maturity is optional.
» Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source.It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.”- Anais Nin
ala akong magawa kaya ngpost nlng ako ng quotes... hehehe
